lint farming
my bellybutton is a state-of-the-art lint making dynamo.
i haul so much fuzzy, greyish-blue crap out of that sucker every day that i've decided to start keeping it. set up some sort of Temporary Lint Storage Facility. and maybe, on say a weekly or bi-weekly basis, take what's been building up in the TLSF and weigh it, monitor it's growth and collect statistics accordingly. crunch some numbers and figure out just how much lint my hairy little buddy can yeild. how much can i generate in a month? a year? six years? this will be my new long-term project. come visit me.
i haul so much fuzzy, greyish-blue crap out of that sucker every day that i've decided to start keeping it. set up some sort of Temporary Lint Storage Facility. and maybe, on say a weekly or bi-weekly basis, take what's been building up in the TLSF and weigh it, monitor it's growth and collect statistics accordingly. crunch some numbers and figure out just how much lint my hairy little buddy can yeild. how much can i generate in a month? a year? six years? this will be my new long-term project. come visit me.
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