Location: Montreal

Friday, March 25, 2005

pelted with gamma rays

remember that dirty old crack pipe i found?
last night when i was drunk i decided it would be a good idea to submerge it in my fishbowl. it's sitting at the bottom right now, gleaming in the clean, crisp water, quietly radiating invisible waves of waterborne Crack Particles.
my fish's behaviour has not changed.
i am slightly disappointed.


Blogger kait said...

Everytime I read that I see
"pelted with GRANDMA rays"

and then I imagine a little old lady with lasers shooting out of her eyes.

5:14 AM  
Blogger mike said...

yeah, i;m working on that one too

12:55 PM  

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