this is the last fucking time...
..that i rename my fish.
i do it far too often and i have to buck up and just finalize it before he goes and dies of starvation.
he's approximately one year old and it's time to settle on something.
if he actually had a mind and a memory, and if i actually talked to him, he'd probably have a complex by now.
some of his previous monikers were:
-Neil Young
-Doctor Spock
-Rasputin
-F Dot
-Cats Pee Pee
-The Juggernaut
-Delicious Thanksgiving Turkey
but no more of that nonsense.
i've come to a decision.
his final and official name is Bone Jovi.
say hello everyone.
but don't you touch him, or i swear...
i do it far too often and i have to buck up and just finalize it before he goes and dies of starvation.
he's approximately one year old and it's time to settle on something.
if he actually had a mind and a memory, and if i actually talked to him, he'd probably have a complex by now.
some of his previous monikers were:
-Neil Young
-Doctor Spock
-Rasputin
-F Dot
-Cats Pee Pee
-The Juggernaut
-Delicious Thanksgiving Turkey
but no more of that nonsense.
i've come to a decision.
his final and official name is Bone Jovi.
say hello everyone.
but don't you touch him, or i swear...
posted by mike | 9:40 AM
7 Comments:
i'm gonna snuff him like i snuffed my fish...with a teaspoon and a swift toilet flush.
muhuha.
-kathryn
you won't get the chance.
the bowl was haunted by Wesley's ghost (because he was, you know, MURDERED) and Bone Jovi has since been feasting on the remnants of Wesley's tortured soul, making him more powerful than you could ever imagine. tonight, he will dine on those murderous fingers of yours, spilling your fish-hating reptile blood into the bowl as he splashes about mercilessly.
fuck.
i should have named him The Eater of Souls.
or Lil' Splashie.
I think you should name him Jack-in-a-bowl, or perhaps Jack-off-in-a-bowl, actually you might as well just jack off into the fish bowl...
and i could fill him with Fruit-Roll-Ups!
and Thomas, done and done.
Yeah I noticed the thick white film on the top of the water....I knew there was too much there from just me...
and that's why he's so healthy.
In a South Park episode entitled "Simpsons did it" Cartman added semen to a fish bowl thinking they were "sea-men". Anyways, a colony of rapidly advancing sea people were the result. So be careful with Bone Jovi.
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