Location: Montreal

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

a short list of things that could have made today noticeably more enjoyable

• some winged puppies
• more Polaroid film
• a taco within a taco
• a phone call from "Weird Al" Yankovic
• gigantic trampoline
• the answers to life's Big Questions, accompanied with a warm, bubbling sense of calm and acceptance
• suprise costume party!
• suprise costume BBQ party!
• some vigorous fellatio
• that old, red, pedal-brake BMX i had when i was eight
• Journey tickets
• having the stairwell replaced with a series of firepoles (so i could pretend i was Batman and/or one of the Ghostbusters, and maybe, to a lesser degree, a real life firefighter)
• a friendly chimp to drink and laugh with (a sort of "Booze Monkey", if you will)
• Laser Tag
• waterslide Laser Tag
• naked waterslide Laser Tag (naked except for the Laser Tag Laser Sensors of course, otherwise it wouldn't be much of a game of Laser Tag, would it?)
• a serious back-scratching


Blogger Kathryn said...

but once you slid down the pole, how would you get back up without the stairs?? would some ingenious pulley system be devised??

4:15 PM  
Blogger Graeme said...

An upward pointing cannon is your pulley system. I'll fax over the blueprints, Crooks.

4:27 PM  

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