birthsauce

today is the twenty-sixth anniversary of the day of my birth.
let's see who else was born today.

Plato - the Greek philosopher
the American Red Cross - humanitarian organization
Al Franken - the semi-popular comedian
Mr. T - Mister fucking T
Judge Reinhold - you saw Beverly Hills Cop
Jeffery Dahmer - American serial killer/cannibal
Notorious B.I.G. - popular slain hip-hopper
Briana Banks - award winning adult film star
Belladonna - slightly skankier award winning adult film star

also, the exact day of my birth was the opening night of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.
the Number One song in America that day was "Call Me" by Blondie.
and i hear that Mount St. Helens was also pretty popular that day.
and May 21, 2000 was the first day that i was able polish off an entire quart of Jagermeister by myself.

i'm old now.
i'm going back to bed.