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Location: Montreal

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

meeting people is easy

Girl @ Liquor Store: "hi. how are you today?"

Me: "i'm great, thanks."

G@LS: "wow...that's a lot of wine."

Me: "yeah, i'm gonna need it."

G@LS: "really?" [flirty smile] "what are you celebrating?"

Me: "i'm celebrating the futility of trying to mend the infinite chasm of sorrow and resentment i've created between myself and everyone i love."

G@LS: "..............................."

Me: "ha ha! i'm just messin' with ya. i drink because i'm sick. can i have my change? i've gotta buy some mints."

G@LS: [hands change over, not amused]

Me: "wanna come over later?"

3 Comments:

Anonymous Jon said...

Way to hit on my cousin, Mike.

-Jon

7:10 PM  
Blogger mike said...

for the record, i wasn't really hitting on her. i was just cruising through the Liquor Store hitting on the space directly in front of me. and when i stepped to the counter, she just happened to occupy that space.
high five!

7:22 PM  
Blogger Shawn said...

LEts celebrate my freedom this weekend.

5:12 PM  

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