meeting people is easy
Girl @ Liquor Store: "hi. how are you today?"
Me: "i'm great, thanks."
G@LS: "wow...that's a lot of wine."
Me: "yeah, i'm gonna need it."
G@LS: "really?" [flirty smile] "what are you celebrating?"
Me: "i'm celebrating the futility of trying to mend the infinite chasm of sorrow and resentment i've created between myself and everyone i love."
G@LS: "..............................."
Me: "ha ha! i'm just messin' with ya. i drink because i'm sick. can i have my change? i've gotta buy some mints."
G@LS: [hands change over, not amused]
Me: "wanna come over later?"
Me: "i'm great, thanks."
G@LS: "wow...that's a lot of wine."
Me: "yeah, i'm gonna need it."
G@LS: "really?" [flirty smile] "what are you celebrating?"
Me: "i'm celebrating the futility of trying to mend the infinite chasm of sorrow and resentment i've created between myself and everyone i love."
G@LS: "..............................."
Me: "ha ha! i'm just messin' with ya. i drink because i'm sick. can i have my change? i've gotta buy some mints."
G@LS: [hands change over, not amused]
Me: "wanna come over later?"
posted by mike | 5:25 PM
2 Comments:
Way to hit on my cousin, Mike.
-Jon
for the record, i wasn't really hitting on her. i was just cruising through the Liquor Store hitting on the space directly in front of me. and when i stepped to the counter, she just happened to occupy that space.
high five!
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