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Location: Montreal

Thursday, April 27, 2006

for sale:

• authentic, antique bearskin rug.
still has all it's original teeth.
bought before the war, still in fair condition.
wearing a little thin at the edges.
slight staining.
has been mildly fornicated upon.
~$70 / obo.

• old time children's swingset.
eight feet tall w/double swings.
new chains. just been repainted.
definently not haunted.
~$45.

4 Comments:

Blogger mike said...

Preist is my perferred form of currency.

2:57 PM  
Blogger nicole said...

i used to be able to jump from the little two step ladder to the third monkeybar.. and one day i thought it would be a good idea to try and jump to the fourth monkeybar and made it on the first try. with excitement running through my blood, i tried again and fell flat on my back and knocked the air outta me. ran in crying, calmed down, got comforted by mum, ran back outside and tried it again and knocked the wind outta me again. then mum called my friend over so i wouldnt try again and we watched 'the sword in the stone' disney style.

7:50 AM  
Blogger mike said...

well nic, i'd say the reason you kept falling probably had something to do with the monkeybars being haunted.

9:23 AM  
Blogger nicole said...

i also used to swing face to face with someone else so we could hit our feet in the air but i only did that once because i got kicked in the knee and had a huge cut on my knee and it opened the wound and hurt and bled like hell. and one time i was doing summersaults off the side of a pool i always went to with my friend aileen (we had matching bathing suits) and i hit my head and thought i was okay but i got stitches because of it. and no kids were ever allowed to do summersaults off the side of that pool ever again.

10:39 AM  

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