slain by unyeilding power
whilst standing before my bathroom mirror, just moments after waking up, i was distressed to discover a trail of crimson stickiness glotted into my moustache, starting just below my nose and running down to the corner of my mouth.
"uh oh," i thought. "nosebleed."
i then licked my moustache, in an effort to try and loosen the mess, and made another shocking discovery.
"hot sauce! score!"
"uh oh," i thought. "nosebleed."
i then licked my moustache, in an effort to try and loosen the mess, and made another shocking discovery.
"hot sauce! score!"
posted by mike | 9:33 AM
4 Comments:
that would explain my continuing behavioral problems, some of them anyway.
I will eat you alive.
*drooling noises, gnashing of teeth*
yes.
a "coincidence".
*cough*
wait a minute...
you can lick your balls?
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