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Sunday, March 19, 2006

slain by unyeilding power

whilst standing before my bathroom mirror, just moments after waking up, i was distressed to discover a trail of crimson stickiness glotted into my moustache, starting just below my nose and running down to the corner of my mouth.
"uh oh," i thought. "nosebleed."
i then licked my moustache, in an effort to try and loosen the mess, and made another shocking discovery.
"hot sauce! score!"

8 Comments:

Blogger lora said...

YOU HAVE HOT SAUCE FOR BLOOD!

6:19 AM  
Blogger mike said...

that would explain my continuing behavioral problems, some of them anyway.

10:31 AM  
Anonymous Star Jones from The View said...

I will eat you alive.
*drooling noises, gnashing of teeth*

10:34 AM  
Blogger lora said...

man, you should totally cut yourself and spray your hot sauce blood in the eyes of your enemies. i would make tshirts in your honour if you did this.

tshirts, mike.

think of the glory.

4:04 PM  
Blogger alwayshaspockets said...

I woke up once and thought my balls were bleeding but then I licked them and found out it was hot sauce.

1:15 PM  
Blogger alwayshaspockets said...

hey wait a minute. your mustache and my balls. is that one hell of a coincidence or what?

1:16 PM  
Blogger mike said...

yes.
a "coincidence".

*cough*

11:23 AM  
Blogger mike said...

wait a minute...
you can lick your balls?

11:27 AM  

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