Location: Montreal

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

deep thoughts

by Jack Handey

'What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know.'

'If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I hope he likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting.'

'When i think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count that rattlesnake that granted me all those wishes.'


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