ditch

i'm not a linear person and i don't like doing things in a linear way. for example: beer, whiskey, beer, jager, whiskey, beer, beer, tequila, beer, whiskey, etc. i was expected to arrive at work around 8am. no dice. i did not arrive at work at all. i didn't call in (although they called me numerous times.) i just didn't show. will this cause me trouble in the near future? most definently. do i care? probably not.
the first recognizable thought that entered my damaged little mind this morning was this: "Work Is Not Happening Today."
i believe Tom Waits said it best; "well the dawn cracked hard just like a bullwhip, cause it wasn't takin' no lip from the night before."