return of the mack
i saw him sitting in aisle eight.
it's been almost a year.
towering over everyone like some creamy, cow-born monolith of festivities.
bringer of heart attacks and stomach cramps.
scourge of Atkins.
Eggnog has returned.
like we all knew he would.
it's too soon.
run.
it's been almost a year.
towering over everyone like some creamy, cow-born monolith of festivities.
bringer of heart attacks and stomach cramps.
scourge of Atkins.
Eggnog has returned.
like we all knew he would.
it's too soon.
run.
posted by mike | 7:50 AM
2 Comments:
i want to bathe in eggnog. hot.
you need to be locked away for a very long time.
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