put this on your red carpet

here are the (more deserving, i think) nominees:

Best Actor in a starring role:
-Bill Murray for The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
-David Carradine for Kill Bill Vol. 2
-Gary Johnston for Team America: World Police

Best Actress in a starring role:
-Kate Winslet for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
-my darling Uma
-that is all

Best Actor/Actress in a supporting role:
-i'm gonna have to give it to Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite
-Vote Pedro
-Paris Hilton for that sex video business (was that last year?)

Best Film that didn't actually come out in 2004:
-The Warriors

Best Actor in a Warriors role:
-Cyrus

Best use of music in a film in 2004:
-the rythmic beating of a zombified old man (with pool cues) to a Queen song from the film Shaun of the Dead
-Steve goes all "crazy eyes" and starts shooting pirates against the backdrop of 'Search and Destroy' by the Stooges in The Life Aquatic
-Broadway production of 'Everyone Has AIDS' as performed by Gary Johnston in Team America: World Police

Best Film of 2004:
-The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
-Kill Bill Vol. 2
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
-Hero
-Napoleon Dynamite

Worst Film of 2004:
-Alien vs Predator (this film stole something pure from deep inside me and is comparable to a steaming bucket of mule spray)

Worst Villain of 2004:
-that really cold air from The Day After Tomorrow (c'mon people)