Pope'n ain't easy

how come the Pope never wears his hat anymore?
maybe his ancient neck just can't support such a weighty headpiece.
that guy's spinal column is probably about as strong as a soggy communion wafer.
do you think he'll be buried with his hat?
is it even his or does it belong to "the church"?
they'll probably just engrave his name and stats onto it and pass it on to the next Pope.
which would make the 'Pope Hat' the Stanley Cup of Catholicisim.