Location: Montreal

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

the super happy pee explosion

thank you, little Asian girl, for taking the time to pee on the floor in the lobby of my workplace.
just a few hours earlier i was thinking, man! what a beautiful day.
i'd love to mop up a small golden puddle of fresh urine.
oops, watch your sandals ma'am... that's urine.
and your mother, who knew full well what you were doing, when i looked up at her and she smiled at me, that just made my day. really.
i'm glad you have a parent who allows you the freedom to spray piss wherever and whenever you feel like it.
i didn't have those opportunitites as a child; my parents would keep me in one of those little 'harnesses with the leash' deals when we went to public places.
but you, you're one happy little girl.
it's always superhappy-fun-pee-time for you!
your mommy was even nice enough to laugh at me on her way out.
hahaha. bye now. haha.
i need a fucking raise in salary.
and a Swiffer.
and maybe an assistant.


Anonymous Sir Thomas said...

You should have pissed on her mother...or followed her out and pissed on/in her car

5:27 PM  
Blogger chadiplax said...

You should have pissed on a lot of stuff:
your hands,
a pack of exportA greens,
a turkey sandwich,
the cash register,
some broken glass,
a helix album (maybe, Heavy Metal Love),
a copy of "barely legal"...
you know, stuff like that.

9:59 PM  
Blogger mike said...

once as a teen i pissed on a copy of Triumph's "Progressions of Power" album. it was all i could do to quell the righteous and volcanic Flames of Riffage that spewed forth.

10:43 AM  
Blogger chadiplax said...

Goddamn! I like your style!

12:41 AM  

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