Location: Montreal

Saturday, July 02, 2005

heritage moment

i love my country.
that's why i started drinking at 3pm.
because i have nothing but respect for Terry Fox. (who is probably the greatest Canadian who ever lived. Burton Cummings, Donald Sutherland, Wayne Gretzky and the guy who wrote that hockey game episode of The Racoons round out the Top Five.)
i love that i live in a country where girls aren't afraid to steal fireworks and conceal them under their sweaters.
(next to the boobies.)
yes, i thought to myself.
this is the way things ought to be.
and not just on Canada Day.
(i'd also like to spearhead a campagin to make the day after Canada Day a national holiday as well. it's called Sleepy Day.)
p.s. - way to exist.


Blogger mike said...

my apartment will be sans phone service for a few days. so if anyone needs to get in touch with me just... ahh, who am i kidding.

9:11 AM  
Anonymous Terry David Mulligan said...

Why wasn't I on your list?

9:15 AM  
Blogger chadiplax said...

Holy Shit! You left out TDM!
...and McRorie!!!

9:44 AM  
Blogger mike said...

McRorie, being a demigod of the seventh dimension, cannot be confined, sorted or labeled by lists. he has trancended our puny human lists. (actually, i forgot him, and now i'm afraid he won't sign my scrapbook.)
Mulligan knows why he's not on the list.

10:25 AM  

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