F.A.R.T.

•Fathers Against Radical Teenagers
•Fathers Against Reality Television
•Fathers Against Regurgitated Tequila
•Fathers Against Rectal Thermometers
•Fathers Against Rocket Trucks
•Fathers Against Renting Thelmaandlouise
•Fathers Against Reading Transcripts
•Fathers Against Relativity Theories
•Fathers Against Reverse Time-travel
•Fathers Against Raspberry Tarts
•Fathers Against Renaissance Theologians
•Fathers Against Rewinding Tapes
•Fathers Against Reflex Tests
•Fathers Against Red Thongs
•Fathers Against Regenerative Technology
•Fathers Against Run Tothehills
•Fathers Against Realizing Things
•Fathers Against Ring Toss
•Fathers Against Rawandan Tribes
•Fathers Against Randy Travis
•Fathers Against Relieving Tension
•Fathers Against Rational Thought
•Fathers Against Roman Togas
•Fathers Against Radial Tires
•Fathers Against Recognizing Trouble
•Fathers Against Rum Tasters
•Fathers Against Republican Taxpayers
•Fathers Against Recurring Themes
•Fathers Against Relentless Torture
•Fathers Against Radio Telescopes
•Fathers Against Rex, Tyrannosaurus
•Fathers Against Rap Trax (you remember)
•Fathers Against Rowing Teams
•Fathers Against Records Thathavescratchesonthem
•Fathers Against Royal Traditions
•Fathers Against Rising Tides
•Fathers Against Romancing Transexuals
•Fathers Against Remembering Twistedsister
•Fathers Against Rudy Thekidfromthecosbyshow
•Fathers Against Runningou Tofideas