Location: Montreal

Friday, October 29, 2004

headline news

Portage, Wisconsin -- "A woman has been arrested for allegedly digging up her dead boyfriend's ashes from a cemetery and drinking the beer that was buried with him."

yeah.. he probably would have wanted it that way.
apparently she smoked the cigarettes he was buried with as well.
another interesting fact: he was buried in 1992! what the hell is this? a loving tribute or a severe jones for decade-old lager. the funny thing is the beer was probably deliciously cold, what with it being six feet underground for about fourteen years.
when they put me in the dirt i'm taking a 40oz bottle of single malt scotch whiskey and a hand-rolled Cuban cigar with me.
you bastards come diggin' and i'll haunt your ass for a million years.


Blogger Kathryn said...

don't lie. it'll be Great White all the way.

7:47 AM  

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