seat crimes

a question for those of you who piss on the seats of public toilets:
what the hell is wrong with you?
are you blind?*
stupid?
is your aim really that bad?
do you even have a penis or does the urine just splash freely from an opening in the lower part of your torso?

there is no excuse.

if i catch you i'll piss in your face and in the faces of those you love.
you do not want this.
the fetid stench of my urine could sink an armored battleship.
piss off.

*no offense to my blind brothers and sistas.
respect.