signs of the looming apocalypse

- the new Barenaked Ladies Vairety Show. (on Fox!)
- packs of hundreds of stray dogs attacking small European villages.
- Martin Lawrence: Governor of California.
- next-gen cell phones that can fit inside a Tic-Tac.
- Rasputin still alive; in talks with Osama.
- Pizza Hut's new 'Hospital Lovers' pizza, with crust stuffed with your choice of BBQ chicken nuggets or hearty rib lasagna.
- "and the Grammy goes to... Paris Hilton!"
- Bush winning the election.
- new! Atkins for pets!
- Michael Jackson marries goat; bears it's children in new reality television series.......on Fox!