soaker

ever notice how at night a deep pothole full of slush can take on the appearance of solid ground? you're expecting your foot to hit pavement, and before you can say 'what the fuck?' your sock is assaulted with five litres of icy shitwater.
cue profanity.
this is bad enough when it happens on your way home, but getting pooched like this a few steps out your door is criminal.
sock wet.
foot cold.
day ruined.
weaksauce.