the sphere programme

we've already concluded something must be done with the sphere, but how far can/should we take this endeavor? because of it's sizeable girth and astounding weight, danger and personal safety are going to be obvious problems no matter what we decide. our principal goals are laughter and mischief, although i'm more than willing to accept moderate amounts of property damage. as long as we can evade a manslaughter charge everything should be peachy.
lift with your legs, not your back.