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Sunday, May 08, 2005

hygiene tip #82

unlike coleslaw, a peanut butter and jam sandwich should be eaten before, or after, getting in the shower, not during.
unless of course you're using rye bread, which will yeild a higher resistance to the force of the water.
but really, who puts peanut butter and jam on rye?
rye is for smoked meats.
also: the practice of snacking while taking a shower increases the risk of neglecting to de-soap your crotch.
and then you'll just have to get another shower.
or stay soapy.
whatever feels better for you.

3 Comments:

Anonymous shannon said...

Your thoughts never cease to amaze me Gill. Love the site. Keep in touch. xo Shannon (hi to Catherine too :) )

4:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chad gets to see you, so unfair.

Mari

9:25 AM  
Blogger mike said...

we'll see each other soon enough Mari.
why don't you have a blog?

6:29 PM  

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