Location: Montreal

Sunday, May 08, 2005

hygiene tip #82

unlike coleslaw, a peanut butter and jam sandwich should be eaten before, or after, getting in the shower, not during.
unless of course you're using rye bread, which will yeild a higher resistance to the force of the water.
but really, who puts peanut butter and jam on rye?
rye is for smoked meats.
also: the practice of snacking while taking a shower increases the risk of neglecting to de-soap your crotch.
and then you'll just have to get another shower.
or stay soapy.
whatever feels better for you.


Anonymous shannon said...

Your thoughts never cease to amaze me Gill. Love the site. Keep in touch. xo Shannon (hi to Catherine too :) )

4:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Chad gets to see you, so unfair.


9:25 AM  
Blogger mike said...

we'll see each other soon enough Mari.
why don't you have a blog?

6:29 PM  

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