hygiene tip #82

unlike coleslaw, a peanut butter and jam sandwich should be eaten before, or after, getting in the shower, not during.
unless of course you're using rye bread, which will yeild a higher resistance to the force of the water.
but really, who puts peanut butter and jam on rye?
rye is for smoked meats.
also: the practice of snacking while taking a shower increases the risk of neglecting to de-soap your crotch.
and then you'll just have to get another shower.
or stay soapy.
whatever feels better for you.