winged forelimbs
"Look! A beautiful white dove."
"That's not a dove. It's a poisonous snow-bat."
"Oh... (long pause).. Do you love me?"
(yawn and a stretch) "Nope."
"That's not a dove. It's a poisonous snow-bat."
"Oh... (long pause).. Do you love me?"
(yawn and a stretch) "Nope."
posted by mike | 9:52 PM
7 Comments:
seriously, mysterious strangers.
what are they paying you?
i'll double it if you fuck off.
who am i kidding?
they're not even people.
i'm wasting my precious profanity on greedy computer programs.
but the good news is, in the words of Winnie The Pooh, "never fucking again."
for my regular carbon-based readers who walk on their hind legs, i've hooked up with a new Word Varification feature. so if you want to leave a Comment, prepare to take the Human Being Test.
hahahah, nice
nice blog boy.
if you cant find a projector, we should wrap it around the commons.
OOOOHHH, you want some bread?, you got it
i love bread!
and yes Nicole, weshould totally barricade the commons with old film. either that or mummify Winston Churchill.
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