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Sunday, December 24, 2006

times are tough all around

the bored bone is connected to the Inter-bone and the Inter-bone is connected to reading random encyclopedia-type wikis.
because sometimes crawling deeper into the Wikipedia-hole is the only way to stave off the madness of naptime or actually doing something productive
so, here's a brief synopsis of the character Kelly Taylor from popular 90's smutfest Beverly Hills 90210.

Kelly Taylor: Brenda and Donna's best friend; Romantically linked to Steve, Brandon, Colin, Dylan, and later Matt and at the final show again: Dylan; Mother suffered from cocaine and alcohol abuse; Became David's stepsister; Had cocaine and pill problems; Was shot in a robbery at LAX and subsequently got amnesia; Was raped in an alley when attempting to locate Dylan; Was brainwashed and ended up joining a cult under the direction of a rogue university professor; Was severely burned during a fire that broke out at a house party filled with lesbians; Was on show for its entire 10-year run.

how delightful.
they sure don't make helpless blonde female role models like they used to.
so if you're feeling down or blue this holiday season, just think of our friend Kelly Taylor, and be glad that you weren't Brenda's best friend because Brenda was a total bitch.
also be glad you're not being raped by a cult of burning, cocaine addicted lesbians.
happy amnesia everyone!

3 Comments:

Blogger Tr!sh said...

It's at times like this that I often ask myself, what would Kelly Taylor do?

3:14 PM  
Anonymous B.F.F. said...

I would also be interested in seeing an analysis of Dylan McKay and his emotional unavailability (ie always cutting out to "the coast to catch some waves" during times of distress)

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

p.s.

I *heart* you Mike Gillis

3:38 PM  

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