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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

jizz land

bad name for a restaurant - Jizz Land
bad name for an amusement park - Jizz Land
bad sign to put on your bedroom door - Jizz Land
bad name for a suburban community - Jizz Land Heights
bad name for a dog - Jizz Land
bad name for a kid's TV show - Jizzy's Jizz Land Adventures
worse name for said TV show - Jizzy's Jizz Land Jizzventures
bad name for a sea vessel - SS Jizz Land
bad name for a Turkish restaurant - Jizz Lamb
bad name for a dairy - Jizz Land Farms
bad name for a Zeppelin tune - Stairway To Jizz Land
worse name for a Zeppelin tune - When The Jizz Land Levee Breaks
bad name for a public swimming pool - Jizz Land Community Pool
bad name for a book store - Barnes and Jizz Land
bad name for a law firm - Abel, Limmer & Jizz Land
bad name for a film - There's Something About Jizz Land*
bad name for a band - The Rag Time Jizz Land Trio
bad nickname for your girlfriend - Jizz Land
bad name for a Beatle - Paul McCartney

*(unless it's a film of a pornographic nature, which would make it an excellent choice for a name and, doubly, a brief description of the film itself.)

3 Comments:

Blogger Dezcab said...

Bad name for anti-infantry ordinance, Jizz land mine

3:06 PM  
Anonymous Giselle said...

My friends call me "Gis" which I guess sounds exactly like "Jizz" if you're into "phonetics".

I was prepared to stay an anonymous blog lurker when it was all "let's laugh about poutine pizza!" but now it's personal.

2:32 PM  
Blogger mike said...

you could buy a nice little house somewhere and call it the House Of Gis.

7:18 AM  

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