Location: Montreal

Monday, September 25, 2006

everybody's working for the weekend

[ringing telephone...]
Magnus: hello?
Rexor: dude, what's up?
Magnus: hey man not too much, just trying to get out of here.
Rexor: slow night?
Magnus: brutal.
Rexor: shitty. listen man, are you still coming tonight?
Magnus: to Zordok's party? shit yes, once i'm done here.
Rexor: do you know how to get there?
Magnus: no..i thought i'd grab a lift with you.
Rexor: can't do it, my chariot's fucked. Sherry's going to let me borrow her steed and there's only enough room for the two of us. but i can give you directions.
Magnus: fuck... ok..hold on...[rustling of scrolls], ok, shoot.
Rexor: alright, you know where Hawkblood Mountain is?
Magnus: yeah.
Rexor: it's on the other side.
Magnus: in relation to what?
Rexor: in relation to where you are right now.
Magnus: ok..... so he's on the same side as the Manticore's cavern?
Rexor: yeah exactly, but you have to go around the mountain, you can't take the Tunnel of Thieves.
Magnus: why not? it's like a million times quicker.
Rexor: i know, but the Sorceror's have been busting a lot of those Orcish punks for drinking mead up there and torching some Tree People, it'll be a fucking hassle.
Magnus: ok. so i go the long way...then what?
Rexor: you know where the Emerald Claw Tavern is?
Magnus: yeah i think so...on the old Berserker's Warpath? where they're building that new Starbuck's?
Rexor: exactly....go left when you get to that intersection and keep going till you reach the Well of Confusion.
Magnus: Well..of..Confusion...ok, that's perfect, because i need smokes anyway.
Rexor: don't get 'em there, get them from the Swamp Mage, she's like a block away from Zordok's and they're way cheaper.
Magnus: where after that?
Rexor: after the Well take another left, go two or three blocks and take a right at the nearest Soul-Chasm and he's right on that street, near the Tree of Eternally Rotting Flesh. if you see the Edge of Time you've gone too far.
Magnus: got it. when are you heading over?
Rexor: Sherry and i are leaving in like twenty minutes.
Magnus: are you bringing your cell?
Rexor: no, it's dead. you'll be alright, it's easy to find. the boys'll probably be jamming anyway so you'll definently hear us.
Magnus: cool man. i'm just gonna finish closing up here then i'll grab some Elixer and head out.
Rexor: don't bother with the Elixer, Zordok picked up like four kegs.
Magnus: four?! how big is this party?
Rexor: it's gonna be pretty nuts man, so don't worry about booze. just make sure you bring some gold.
Magnus: will do. do you you think Janelle's gonna be there?
Rexor: Sherry was just talking to her, i think she's there already. why? are you gonna tap that?
Magnus: i'm gonna try...she just broke up with Dekram.
Rexor: i heard. i hope he doesn't show up, i fucking hate that guy.
Magnus: douchebag. thinks he's so fucking mighty. do you think i should bring my sword?
Rexor: i'm bringing mine, do it.
Magnus: awesome. so i guess i'll be there in like an hour and something?
Rexor: sounds good man. see you in a bit.
Magnus: cool. tell Sherry to put in a good word for me.
Rexor: will do. later.
Magnus: later.


Blogger Dezcab said...

That party was awsome until those goddamn kobold fuckers showed up... who invited those guys anyways?

2:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i would pick "the mannequins ass and other stories"

6:05 PM  
Blogger Tr!sh said...

your talent is wasted if you're only writing on this blog!

3:12 PM  
Blogger Aubscene said...

that is so wicket, mythical creatures getting smokes. ahhahaah

4:45 PM  

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