i wrote a porno

Dude: "i have to go to a store."

Dude drives to a store.

Dude: "now i'm in a store. oh, hi."

Chick: "oh, hi. i work in the store."

Dude & Chick get it on* in various retardedly gymnastical positions for like twenty minutes. this is the part of the film where we discover Chick's propensity for profanity.

cut to scene of Dude driving away from store.

Dude: "oh no. i forgot my wallet at the store."

Chick: "i still work at the store. oh, hi."

repeat chorus.


* "get it on" is old school street slang for coitus**.
** "coitus" is book club slang for fucking.