the hangover

the light and the noise tag team my brain; the sensation not unlike standing under an industrial strength showerhead that blasts Phillips head screwdrivers instead of dirty city water.
i don't even feel like i'm made of meat anymore.
more like a glitchy piece of computer equipment that's been programmed to feel pain.
there was a hard liquor blackout and Windows did not shut down properly and i lost all my saved files.
but, it coulda been worse i suppose.
i could've gotten my dick punched off by ninjas.