Location: Montreal

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

lesser known mythical beasts

Duocorn - a two horned Unicorn
Horseicorn - a hornless Unicorn
Diocorn - like the Duocorn except shorter, more evil and with better taste in music (because what duocorns listen to is probably twice as gay as what regular unicorns listen to)
Shiticorn - probably like a donkey or something
Gregasus - a Pegasus named Greg
Mebrucea - a Medusa named Bruce


Anonymous Gregasus said...

Don't forget the cornicorn, a unicorn with a cob of gnawed corn jutting from its head.

10:04 AM  
Blogger mike said...

it kills me that i didn't think to include the mighty Cornicorn.
good on ya Gregasus.

5:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that a Ronnie James Diocorn? And if so does it do frequent battle with the Gene Simmclops?

11:48 AM  

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