lesser known mythical beasts
Duocorn - a two horned Unicorn
Horseicorn - a hornless Unicorn
Diocorn - like the Duocorn except shorter, more evil and with better taste in music (because what duocorns listen to is probably twice as gay as what regular unicorns listen to)
Shiticorn - probably like a donkey or something
Gregasus - a Pegasus named Greg
Mebrucea - a Medusa named Bruce
Horseicorn - a hornless Unicorn
Diocorn - like the Duocorn except shorter, more evil and with better taste in music (because what duocorns listen to is probably twice as gay as what regular unicorns listen to)
Shiticorn - probably like a donkey or something
Gregasus - a Pegasus named Greg
Mebrucea - a Medusa named Bruce
posted by mike | 5:33 PM
3 Comments:
Don't forget the cornicorn, a unicorn with a cob of gnawed corn jutting from its head.
it kills me that i didn't think to include the mighty Cornicorn.
good on ya Gregasus.
Is that a Ronnie James Diocorn? And if so does it do frequent battle with the Gene Simmclops?
-O-
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