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Saturday, January 13, 2007

the zoologist (starring Dr. Artimus Squire & Research Assistant Gloria Alvaro)

Dr. Squire - (opens door) Research Assistant Alvaro, thank you for coming at such short notice.

Alvaro - no problem Doctor. it is my job. what is it that you wanted me to see?

Dr. Squire - follow me, please.

[they walk hurriedly down a long dimly lit hallway, passing large window panes through which can be seen much scientific paraphernalia. Dr. Squire opens a door marked 'Marsupial Genetic Research Facility' (also known as the MGRF), and ushers Research Assistant Alvaro inside.]

Dr. Squire - (hands Alvaro a print-out of some graph or chart or something) take a look at these numbers.

Alvaro - my goodness. these...are these accurate? are these the numbers for Pegasus? (Pegasus is the female North Tasmanian Wombat that Squire and Alvaro have been studying for the past twelve months, she is the last of her kind).

Dr. Squire - they are quite accurate, i assure you.

Alvaro - do you know what this means Doctor? this means..

Dr. Squire - (interrupting) that Pegasus is pregnant.

Alvaro - Doctor! this is an amazing breakthrough! we can save their species from extinction!

Dr. Squire - i know.

Alvaro - and the scientific community! they're going to be all over this....this...this is huge! you've finally done it Doctor. you're the first to successfully artificially inseminate a female North Tasmanian Wombat.

Dr. Squire - oh, it wasn't artificial.

Alvaro - but..... she's the last of her kind.... and... how did?....

Dr. Squire - (staring intensely into Research Assistant Alvaro's eyes)

Alvaro - .....Doctor?.....

Dr. Squire - why won't you notice me Gloria?

[they kiss, but their love will always be tainted].

fin.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Gis it is said...

Isn't it fitting that the WOMBat is pregnant?!

7:51 AM  
Blogger mike said...

woo woo.
who's the sharpest girl in town?

12:01 PM  
Blogger fEeF said...

I want to pull back your rusty skull and play with your magical brains... I bet they look like melted jellybeans. Where does this shit come from, Mike? ...don't answer that.

3:29 PM  
Blogger Colin Blair said...

Hello Mike...

Jack and Feef never lie.

Very imaginative stuff. If we can keep each other amused we're doing a good job! Plain and simple...

Colin.
(Ask Jack, he's probably mentioned me the odd time)

The 'ol Lady Punch;

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=5096040616880054199&q=lady+punch

6:16 PM  
Blogger Colin Blair said...

Hello Mike...

Jack and Feef never lie.

Very imaginative stuff. If we can keep each other amused we're doing a good job! Plain and simple...

Colin.
(Ask Jack, he's probably mentioned me the odd time)

The 'ol Lady Punch;

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=5096040616880054199&q=lady+punch

6:19 PM  
Blogger Colin Blair said...

Hello Mike...

Jack and Feef never lie.

Very imaginative stuff. If we can keep each other amused we're doing a good job! Plain and simple...

Colin.
(Ask Jack, he's probably mentioned me the odd time)

The 'ol Lady Punch;

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=5096040616880054199&q=lady+punch

6:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

godsmack here poppen over from tblog..nice place you have here..

1:01 PM  
Blogger chadiplax said...

I feel that it will be a fine wombat youngling!! Here Here!!!

11:03 PM  

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