resolutionary
New Year's Resolution for Myself:
- work hard, eat right, don't waste time or good ideas.
New Year's Resolution for Everyone Else:
- please, don't shit all over my heart.
- work hard, eat right, don't waste time or good ideas.
New Year's Resolution for Everyone Else:
- please, don't shit all over my heart.
posted by mike | 1:03 PM
5 Comments:
Aw, I don't like the second one - it sounds like something bad happened. If so, let me know so I can go and defend your honour or something...
Swank
I don't get what's in it for us if we promise not to shit all over your heart.
I wont shit on your heart if you promise to lead me to the poutine pizza some day...
Also a rhetorical Question: is it wise, to half way through an 8hr shift at an aviation refuelling job to consume an ounce of ...."shitake" mushrooms....?
swank - nothing happened, it's just a fair warning to heart-shitters everywhere, but thanks for the defense.
gisser - i won't shit on yours if you don't shit on mine (i will however continue to shit on the effigy of your heart that i made out of spoiled striploin, you know, just in case.
kyle - that all depends on your definitions of 'wise' and 'aviation refuelling'.
Due to the neccessity of my job being hevay machinery based
I booked a solo flight at home, and I learned that mirrors are a bad thing
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