Location: Montreal

Saturday, March 03, 2007

things i would maybe think to myself while brushing my teeth with a live jellyfish instead of a toothbrush, if i had to do that for some reason

- up yours, Colgate!

- i bet i could floss with the tentacles. i can't believe i didn't think of that until just now.

- ahh.....sweet hydrozoan.

- i wonder if Sandra ever thinks about me.

- what the fuck am i doing?!!

- i wonder if this jellyfish has reached adulthood; or if it'll maybe grow larger and more aware if i stop using it to brush my teeth. also, is this jellyfish a dude or a chick?

- mmmmmmm..... harbor fresh.

- i hope Pam and Jim can work something out. they're so good for each other.

- ahhhh!! oh Jesus!!! oh shit!! this would feel awesome if these poison tentacles weren't so stingy!!

- vertebrates just don't get my teeth their whitest.

- now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and i'd like to take a minute just sit right there i'll tell you how i become the prince of a town called Bel-Air.

- i wonder which part is the butt.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I don't think you're
ready for this, Jelly."

11:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahh! the sweater! ahh! i'm so behind in watching the office! ahhh!

5:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's lovely to see the human race expressing itself in the ways it knows how. Who'd have thought we'd ever exceed our own wxpectations? Never mind who; just appreciate your piece.

4:15 AM  
Anonymous Gizzer said...

i didn't realize the jelly fish would replace the toothbrush; I thought it would sit on top of the tooth brush to replace the tooth paste.

So now that I've had some time to think about it, it seems kind of strange.

1:32 PM  

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