Location: Montreal

Monday, July 30, 2007

border crossing

guard - "do you have any identification son?"

me - "right here."

guard - "and what business do you have in the United States today?"

me - "i heard you guys have awesome burgers."

guard - " that an unlicenced handgun on your seat there?"

me - "wha? oh, this. haha. no, this is a fake gun."

guard - "a fake gun?"

me - "yeah, it's not real. i carved it out of hash."


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