Location: Montreal

Saturday, July 07, 2007

crappy horoscopes

Aries - Not a great day for bagels.

Taurus - All of your favorite shows will be cancelled.

Gemini - Run.

Cancer - Bring a sponge.

Leo - They're lying to you.

Virgo - Rash time!

Libra - Because it's haunted.

Scorpio - She's faking it.

Sagittarius - Your fern will take a step closer to death because you never water it and it's all the way up on that shelf and can't get any light.

Capricorn - It's a trap.

Aquarius - You are reading your horoscope.

Pisces - Preggers.


Anonymous Sandy said...

Thwy will NEVER cancel Jeopardy. They are currently working on the Trebek robot, and he will be perfected by the time the real Trebek decides to be cryogenically frozen. Oh, and RUN BITCH RUN!!!

7:44 PM  
Blogger chadiplax said...

Phew!! For a minute there I thought you meant my "rebney style 'fern'"!

4:15 PM  

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