Location: Montreal

Friday, June 01, 2007

things Jesus would say if he came back today

"Heathens everywhere!"

"So, how's Jerusalem doing these days?"

"I can't believe it's not butter!"

"What the fuck is butter?"

"Yes, I understand what you're saying; but I just don't see how having a weird little plastic pump on the tongue of your sneaker is going to improve your game."

"I need some new threads. You can totally see my boner through these robes. Chicks didn't dress like this is my day."

"Why is everyone talking into their hands all the time?"

"Who the fuck is Oprah?"


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oprah is fucking evil and should die at the hands of the heathens smothered in her favorite Jerusalem condiment, butter.

7:40 PM  

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