just like people

the other night while flipping through channels i came across a nature show. it was in French but it really didn't matter because animals don't often speak. (le roar). anyway, this particular segment was about lions chasing baboons. one baboon scampered up the trunk of a nearby tree for safety, but the lion started climbing as well. the baboon had nowhere to go. so guess what he did. he started urinating. he pissed right into the lions' eyes and mouth. whether he was pissing out of fear or self defense is unclear, but it worked.
the lion immediately fled, leaving our friend baboon laughing and happily pissing.