the new fall line-up

new television we desperately need:
- Magnum P.I., Jr.
- Hockey Night in Cambodia
- Teen Night Court
- Anal Sex in the City
- Live with Regis and Chapelle
- Mr. (Trans-gender) Dressup
- Golden Shower Girls
- Regis and Butthead
- 60 Minutes... of Tits!
- Midget Survivor
- Two Alcoholics a Fat Chick and a Waffle House
- Botox Babies!
- Enemies (get it?)
- Popular Hispanics for Kids
- Make Me Really Fat!