apple raisin ham steaks

if you could have dinner with any human being, living or dead, real or fictional, man or beast, who would it be and where would you eat?
that's easy.
Tim the Enchanter.
where would we eat?
somewhere classy, with very high ceilings so he could randomly explode things without killing us both.
and preferably, we'd get a bucket of wings to start, so when finished he could gaze down on his plate and exclaim, "look at the bones!"