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Friday, December 09, 2005

the unwritten rules: # 26

my stereo's volume control has a small digitized numeric indicator, which means each level of loudness has a corresponding number. when showing a Potential Lady Friend around my home, i will stroll up to my stereo and turn the volume control until the number eleven appears. i will then proclaim "these go to eleven," in a cockney British accent.
this will be the deciding factor of the evening.
if the Potential Lady Friend does not get the reference she will not be upgraded to Special Lady, no matter how attractive she is or how much she protests.
i'm sorry. this is a rule.
we will still sleep with each other.
but she will not be asked to stay.

6 Comments:

Blogger mike said...

and yes, i'm aware i just "wrote" an "unwritten rule".
nitpick if you dare.

3:46 PM  
Anonymous Sir Thomas said...

I know you wrote an unwritten rule, but now u know that I know it...

10:07 AM  
Anonymous Sit Thomas said...

Oh and ahhh....your gay

4:12 PM  
Blogger mike said...

do ya think so?
you should ask your mother.
she'll offer quite a different opinion.


because i had sex with her, you see.

6:16 PM  
Anonymous Sir Thomas said...

my mistake...she said you have no dick..which means your not gay if you like men...sorry for the mix up

1:34 PM  
Blogger mike said...

and the reason, Tom, that i have no dick is because your mom's vag has teeth and bit it off at the stem. i still love her though.

11:46 AM  

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