Location: Montreal

Thursday, September 06, 2007

things i learned this summer

- Francais is French for "French".

- CSI is just a sexier/gorier big budget Scooby Doo for adults.

- my "high five" trick; always a hit at parties.

- my "make a quarter disappear in my nose" trick; not so much.

- taking a full can of beer to bed while drunk increases your chances of waking up soaked with beer by 100%.

- Superbad is even funnier the third time you see it.

- awesome name for a rapper: MC Compass, the Freebasin' Freemason.

- if traveling by plane, you can totally pack a hyper-realistic human skull replica in your carry-on; they won't even ask about it. give it a try.

- a mirror with a Quiet Riot cover printed it: one man's trash is another man's treasure.

- you actually can make an omelette without breaking any eggs. it's going to be kind of fucked up though.


Blogger Josh said...

Hey Mike, It's Josh from Queen St Sobeys, where are you at now?
I'm living in North Sydney now and thought i'd look up some Capers I knew.

4:06 PM  
Blogger Kathryn said...

do you mean to tell me that you took a full beer to bed a second time? did my beer-drenched futon and my suspicions of you being a bed-wetter teach you nothing?!


5:10 PM  
Anonymous Tara said...

I love that the skeleton made it back safely. That is awesome on many levels. By the way, the quarter in the nose trick...always a hit with me.

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Mari said...

I'm with Tara. I love the quarter up the nose trick.

Oh, and the skull--was it the one I left there? Did you do something totally fucked up/awesome with it? Do tell.

8:53 PM  
Blogger mike said...

josh - i'm in montreal making toys.
kathryn - not 'second time', second time this month.
tara - thanks for liking my trick.
mari - a new skull, realer looking, through airport security.

7:21 PM  

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