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Sunday, January 15, 2006

most triumphant

just for kicks, here's the tracklisting for the soundtrack album to the movie "Conan The Barbarian".
each title is an exercise in epic-osity.
this amuses me.
especially when i read them aloud.
with my dirty Sean Connery accent.

1. Anvil of Crom
2. Riddle of Steel / Riders of Doom
3. Gift of Fury
4. Wheel of Pain
5. Atlantean Sword
6. Theology / Civilization
7. Wifeing (theme of love from "Conan the Barbarian")
8. The Leaving / The Search
9. Mountain of Power Procession
10. The Tree of Woe
11. Recovery
12. The Kitchen / The Orgy
13. Funeral Pyre
14. Battle of the Mounds
15. Death of Rexor
16. Orphans of Doom / The Awakening

i find it interesting that more than half of these titles are "Something of Something" titles.
there are also a lot of "Something / Something Else" titles.
i wonder why that is?
also, i was pretty bummed when Rexor died.


Blogger lora said...

Wifeing (theme of love from "Conan the Barbarian")

sounds hot.

6:57 PM  
Blogger mike said...

it is hot.
and it makes me feel hot.
down there.
seriously though, i'm starting a campaign to make 'wifeing' the new verb for fornicating. example: "dude, i was wifeing this chick the other night.."
it's gonna be awesome.
so start saying it.
'wifeing' will be this years' 'i'm Rick James bitch.'
you'll see.

7:11 PM  
Blogger mike said...

and 'Battle of the Mounds' sounds pretty hot too.

7:21 PM  
Blogger lora said...

i'll battle some mounds!
then i'll take them home and wife them. oooohhh yeeeaaaah.

3:45 PM  
Blogger mike said...

that's it!!
continue Lora!!

5:57 PM  

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