Location: Montreal

Friday, October 14, 2005

updated list of bad combonations

brushing your teeth and drinking orange juice
root beer and BBQ chips (try it, it's gross)
handcuffs and deep sea diving
psychedelic mushrooms and job interviews
love making and the musical stylings of Alvin and The Chipmunks
irritable, drunken hunters and blindfolds
Daryl and spores
your girlfriend and me and leather (bad for you, not me)
hangovers and running from a band of renegade assassins
Ron and 'Scatman'
papercuts and some guy who insists on stuffing fire ants inside your papercuts with a pair of vinegar and Jalapeno laced tweezers (also he's been drinking a lot of coffee so his hands are real shakey)
being naked and falling off your bike
being naked and getting on a bike in the first place
being naked and surrounded by falling bikers
a tall, cool glass of milk and the glands of a poisonous jungle snake
Jagermeister and logic, reasonable thought, the law, etc.
me and spontaneous hitchhiking
Star Jones and television
misinformed teens and prescription cough syrup
Graeme and condemned old hospitals (possibly haunted)
pride and prejudice
Garfeild and Mondays (weak)
my kitchen counter and poop
boredom and the internet


Blogger nic said...

you're a funny kid.

4:29 PM  
Anonymous Daryl said...

It's true me and spores dont mix.

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Daryl said...

It's true, me and spores dont mix.

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Daryl said...

What the? I never said that twice....

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Mari said...

another example:
me and no mike or daryl.
(i miss you, come visit soon.)

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Daryl said...

Aww, Mary.. we'll be coming to Montreal for Nine Inch Nails.. November 11th...

6:22 PM  

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