Meredith's crotch
yeah.
Meredith requested that i make a post about her crotch.
i do not remember why.
but i'll oblige her anyway.
so, for all you unbelievers out there, here is a short list containing all things currently known about Meredith's crotch.
• it is located just below her beltal region and her legs usually stem out symmetrically from either side of it
• she sometimes refers to it as "Xanadu"
• it makes a handy drink holder if you're in a fix
(girl, you so functional)
• it's quite photogenic
• it's usually covered in a thin layer of denim and another thin layer of whatever Meredith wears under her denim, if she does in fact wear anything under her denim
• it probably emits a pleasing warmth
• it's rumored to smell of lilacs
and there you have it.
if anyone else would like me to endorse their anatomy in any way please don't hesitate to ask.
i'll be waiting.
Meredith requested that i make a post about her crotch.
i do not remember why.
but i'll oblige her anyway.
so, for all you unbelievers out there, here is a short list containing all things currently known about Meredith's crotch.
• it is located just below her beltal region and her legs usually stem out symmetrically from either side of it
• she sometimes refers to it as "Xanadu"
• it makes a handy drink holder if you're in a fix
(girl, you so functional)
• it's quite photogenic
• it's usually covered in a thin layer of denim and another thin layer of whatever Meredith wears under her denim, if she does in fact wear anything under her denim
• it probably emits a pleasing warmth
• it's rumored to smell of lilacs
and there you have it.
if anyone else would like me to endorse their anatomy in any way please don't hesitate to ask.
i'll be waiting.
posted by mike | 1:34 PM
4 Comments:
Wow, I didn't think it could be put to words, but you managed so eloquently. Thank-you for bringing Merredih's crotch to me in Egypt. It's god awful being in a country without it.
pardon my mispelling of meredith's name.. may the egyptian's strike me dead.
So, Im talking to my pal Mark, and he says
"Hey kyle, you seen "Mike's" blog"
"Uhh..Mikes got a who what now..."
SO in short, its your cousin out west... yea, im doling out the lamesauce today, sorry.
good to hear from you Mr. Dixon.
glad you're enjoying my bloggo.
tell Mark i got drunk in the woods behind his house on Christmas Break.
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