heed me! (the advice post)
i'm not very good at giving advice.
i'm not very good at listening to advice either.
i do appreciate when someone gives me advice, trying be helpful and cautioning me away from doing silly, irreparable things, but anyone who knows me know i'm going to do these things regardless of any advice given, either good or bad.
actually, i don't like categorizing advice like this, into "good" and "bad" piles; there's way too much grey to make advice classifications this easy.
from now on there will only be "lame advice" and "rad advice".
here are some examples of advice people like to give me.
Lame Advice:
• "i don't think that meat's cooked all the way through."
• "you can't wear that Skeletor shirt every single day."
• "please, just hold it until we find a washroom."
Rad Advice:
• "Jager time!"
• "dude, you should totally climb that."
• "no matter what happens; deny, deny, deny."
Bonus Material! Sexy Advice:
• "be a little gentler this time, lover. i don't think my vagina can handle another orgasm of that magnitude."
i'm not very good at listening to advice either.
i do appreciate when someone gives me advice, trying be helpful and cautioning me away from doing silly, irreparable things, but anyone who knows me know i'm going to do these things regardless of any advice given, either good or bad.
actually, i don't like categorizing advice like this, into "good" and "bad" piles; there's way too much grey to make advice classifications this easy.
from now on there will only be "lame advice" and "rad advice".
here are some examples of advice people like to give me.
Lame Advice:
• "i don't think that meat's cooked all the way through."
• "you can't wear that Skeletor shirt every single day."
• "please, just hold it until we find a washroom."
Rad Advice:
• "Jager time!"
• "dude, you should totally climb that."
• "no matter what happens; deny, deny, deny."
Bonus Material! Sexy Advice:
• "be a little gentler this time, lover. i don't think my vagina can handle another orgasm of that magnitude."
posted by mike | 12:54 PM
3 Comments:
lame advice: you should visit kamloops!
rad advice: you should eat mushrooms in an old courthouse IN kamloops.
they do exist.
they're disgusting inbred nazis.
just thinking about them makes my mansac swell with throbbing hatred.
gross.
also:
you didn't think it was rad when those mushrooms in Kamloops started Eating Your Brain.
umm, tiny old lady in the sink?
rad?
kinda?
monkey-dragon/dog that's actually a tree?
always awesome.
gauranteed fresh.
everytime.
i think you have an unhealthy obsession with Star Jones...and her muff....
gross.
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